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If you’re not hip with the kids, then you’ve probably missed the hilarious Songsmith debacle. Released by Microsoft as, uh. A. A thing, it works like this: You sing something and then it makes music. The results are uniformly horrible. Then some enterprising young internet folks decided it’d be funny if they took the vocal [...]

I think half of my entries begin with “I MEANT TO WRITE BUT I DIDNT BECAUSE I AM BUSY”, which is to say that I make excuses, so henceforth, no more excuses, I abandon all responsibility. Hence, this video of the “Duck Press”, a kitchen gadget I only wish I had a need for:
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YouTube is a treasure trove of  “Did that really happen?” talk show moments. Behold it’s finest treasure, Husker Du playing the Joan Rivers Show:

An unfortunately frequent theme in my life is the seemingly arbitrary imposition of rules.  I’m not here to make the case that rules stifle creativity or are, essentially, bad, but rather that it is one thing to say: “I can’t do this” and another altogether to say, “It must be x and it must be [...]